asstrologist


a f-g who enjoys studying sphinkters.
rock hudson was an -sstrologist.
one who makes a study of -ss ( female b-tts )
yo dude i’m american male age 14 to 75. wow i must be an -sstrologist. like most men i check-m out after they walk by.
happy -ss, sad -ss ( cheeks hang down ), big -ss, small -ss, flat -ss ( woman with a mans -ss ) perky -ss, spread or wide -ss, wiggle -ss, latina -ss, fine -ss, chuncky -ss, stinky -ss ( when walking by ), hollywood -ss ( best -ss in town )

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