Asstrology
the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity b-tts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.
/əˈsträləjē/
i am studying a paper on kim kardashian for my -sstrology cl-ss, in my bathroom, with my buddy, d-ck.
-sstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when i’m done with ur-n-s
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the act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an -ss. using deductive reasoning to predict quality of -ss.
the girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice b-tt. i can’t for sure tell though. -sstrology
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the practice of pulling horoscopes and other as(s)trological information out of one’s rear.
don’t bother with your horoscope, it’s just -sstrology.
my friend checks the -sstrology column in the newspaper every day.
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