assture
a big -ss
travon has perfect football -ssture.
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when taking a p–p, the p–p “breaks up” on “reentry” and leaves a notable splash for every chunk. “dude i had a total asteroid p–p back there. i had to wipe my -ss four times to get all of the water off.”
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