Assula
-ss + spatula. this is the spatula your mom used to beat your -ss with when you were bad. usually large enough to flip a 12″ pancake, and strong enough withstand a 300 degree flame. often contained a homing device so when you broke something in the house and went to hide the -ssula before your mom found the broken item, your mom could always find it to come beat some -ss.
my mom was so proud of her -ssula that she had it bronzed.
i still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, -ssula in hand.
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