assume the position
prepare to be physically humiliated
a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or b/d(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
mistress is very displeased with you tonight donald.
oh mistress, i’d do anything to please you.
of course you will rummy. your punishment is 25 lashings. -ssume the position!
2 more definitions
-ssume the position: to tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. the person who is being told -ssumes they will be receiving something soon.
for example if i want to do my girlfriend doggie style i will tell her to -ssume the position.
it could be viewed and used s-xually… but in reality..
it is a statement that you make right before you make a big -ssumption. i’m not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but…
-ssume (v)
6. to take for granted; suppose
position (n)
6.a point of view or att-tude on a certain question
so you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or att-tude on a given subject.
if you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.
this was possibly made popular from hbo’s robert wuhl -ssume the position. where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.
“i’m going to -ssume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture.” -robert wuhl
“i think it’s safe to -ssume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie.” -robert wuhl
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