Assume
to make an -ss out of you and me.
when frank and jessica dont communicate effectively, constantly making -ss u me (motions).
-ssume.
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-ssume = to make an ‘-ss’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’.
verb. to believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
ted -ssumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.
bill: “ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?”
ted: “dude, she was such a dud and boring as h-ll. i think i will go back to my brunette girl who’s way more exciting.”
the mother of all f-ckups
bob: dude you just ran over that guy with your bus!
bill: i -ssumed he would move out of my way!
coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
-ssumers are also usually, if not always -ssdouches. since these unintelligent individuals seems to be -ssociated with a lot of douchebag and -sshole actions.
they are ignorant to reality, and make -ssumptions in order to mentally compensate for their own -ssdoucheyness, by creating humor for their own enjoyment, for the purposes of getting on the nerves of others.
for further information on this kind, look up “-ssdouche”.
“you say you don’t want anybody over today stevey? i can only make the -ssumption that you’re going to have an 8 hour masturbation marathon to jew-p-rn.”
“you’re taking the dog out for a walk? ha, i doubt it! i’m just going to -ssume that you’re secretly a closet-zoophilliac that is waiting to act out on his urges and now this is the perfect opportunity, i’m calling the cops!”
to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn’t
when you -ssume, you are making an -ss out of u or me!
to make an -ss out of u and me.
verb. to believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn’t.
i am -ssuming we’re going to have wonderful weather today.
-ssume.
when you -ssume means that you make an -ss out of you and me.
if you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is -ssume that she is pregnant.
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