assumptacking
attempting to make somebody look bad by -ssuming what they meant is negative or wrong
jacob: i wish people would stop abusing welfare
jesse: so your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?
jacob: obviously not jesse… stop -ssumptacking me…
jesse: so then exactly what are you saying?
jacob: (sighs) fine i’ll repeat myself: i wish people would stop abusing welfare
jesse: oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?
narrator: jesse thinks he is making a point by being very -ssumptive and jumping to conclusions. he’s really just being a douchebag and trying to make jacob feel bad for his opinion. he better hope jacob thinks carefully and doesn’t reach for the knife…
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