Assumption Asshole
someone who -ssumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an -sshole.
i’m gonna go outside.
you can’t skateboard outside because it’s wet dumb-ss…
i was gonna go for fun you -ssumption -sshole…
Read Also:
- Arpaul
a guy who has an amazing heart and will go out of his way to do things for the ones he loves. he is funny and a little dorky but is also one who can make you smile no matter what mood you are in. he gives the best hugs and has an amazing smile […]
- Artemus
when you drink so much you black out and lose your cell phone (or any useful object) i pulled an artemus last night and now i have a pounding headache and can’t find my cell phone
- a/s/l
age / s-x / location. the mating call of the barely post-p-b-scant teenager. typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. more often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his “dream girl” for […]
- Aspburglar
someone who marginalizes autism by being an asocial -sshole and claiming asperger syndrome as an excuse. the clerk at the comic shop is a f-cking aspburglar
- ass cough
the emanation of flatulance from one’s -ss, often accompanied by the elusive dingleberry. general norman -ss cough demanded an immediate search for the mysterious terd burglar after being attacked in the officer’s latrine.