assumption parish


a parish in southern louisiana about 70 miles west of new orleans where everyone -ssumes they live in a town, even though 72% of the parish is unincorpirated. about 25,000. 90% of the population lives along bayou lafouche or nearby nieghborhoods, 9% live in pierre part, a town literally in the middle of nowhere, and the other 1% live in the dumpster behing -ssumption high school, or permenantly loiter pop-n-go’s. i would not recommend living here unless you enjoy being bored all the time and enjoy economic inconvience.
peter: where do you live?

josh: -ssumption parish

peter: where is that?

josh: on the other side of thibodaux, morgan city, donaldsonville, the place n-body ever goes because theres no reason at all to come here.

peter: oh i’m sorry

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