asswaffle

(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps h-ttin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks
“dude, your an -sswaffle”
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the process of spreading your -ss cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
” hahahahaha… last night at my friend’s sleep over, i gave someone an -ss waffle”
a word that michael zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.
” yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete -sswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him”
the act of giving a rimjob while said persons -ss is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.
i was forced to give a man an -ss waffle in prison, this i shall never forget.
(noun) an -n-logy to describe the look of one’s -ss hole to that of a blue waffle.

(adjective) a description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
“i hope brittany spears v-g-n- doesn’t look as bad as her -ss-waffle.”

“the way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big -ss-waffle.”

“saying that girl had a b-tterface was very considerate, saying she has one big -ss-waffle of a face was much more true.”
-sswaffles: a word to use when severely p-ssed off.
-drops brick on toe- “-sswaffles!”

“so i gotta go babysit. we can’t chill today.” “-sswaffles!”
-sswaffle(n); a person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. also used to describe someone that won’t let you run your game. to act in a ridiculous manner; embar-ssing. see douchewaffle.
that guy is such an -sswaffle.

shes an atheist so she must be an -sswaffle.