Asswash


-ss wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of c. elegans for scientific study.
bobby: “man, that -ss wash is some really good stuff!”

frank: “wait, what do you mean ‘-ss wash’? what is that?”

bobby: “i was using my buddy’s -ss wash and it really cleaned me up good. plus it helped me image my worms!”
the toilet water that splashes in and around your -ss when your p–p lands in the toilet.
random guy: “ohh man, this burrito is gonna be the cause of some major -sswash in a few hours”.

random girl: “ewwwww gross!?%$^!!”.

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