asswedge


a “fantasy” wrestling hold. the attacker wraps her legs around the victim’s skull, with her rear oriented into his face. behind the victim’s skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim’s head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.
“great -sswedge! she buried his whole d-mn nose in there!”
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the p-n-s, when used to loosen a tighter than normal -n-l p-ssage.
becky, used to have a tight b-tt, until i put the -ss wedge in there.
1. an idiot.

2. a derogatory term popularized (somewhat) by the stripcreator comic “ranger’s world”

3. a more severe version of “foof.”
“don’t be such an -sswedge.”

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