ASSymetrical Information
(noun)when a member of the opposite s-x believes s-xual activity is about to occur when you actually know it is not an option.
this definition was born first year of mba school w/ my friend and i after i had a few movie watching nights with a guy.
i dont know where he got that -ssymetrical information from but i had to end the movie then.
when a woman can’t hide her feelings for a guy. usually leads to stalking and restraining orders.
she got that info for me, dog. she’s a sophmore at ut and likes lenny kravitz. i can’t miss.
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