Astik


an astik is a strange being who enjoys making people happy. they enjoy drawing pictures of b-tterflies (though they do it badly) and chipmunks.

they have a strange liking for chipmunks and squirrels.

they believe in true love and are very happy people.
they are kind and intelligent enough to be the valedictorian of their schools.

astiks sometimes jump with happiness at random moments, such as a moment in the subway or at a tea party.

astiks are always happy people, they are very understanding and kind. though their fondness of drawing woodland creatures can be “creepy” at times.
wow, that bro i such an astik!

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