astinkmatism


a nasal defect in which sk-nky smells of sh-t and p-ss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like sh-t, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.
jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. it’s sh-tty for her. but, as a raunchy old man once told me, “the smeller’s the feller”.

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