aston brain
this is slang for a f-ggot. a bis-xual or h-m-s-xual but can not define who they are. they constantly make up things that aren’t true, like being straight. he is obsessed with doctor who and would like to give oral pleasure to matt smith. the way he dresses is just to embarr-ss himself, making him the talk of the group for attention. he also judges people’s fashion sense we he looks like he just walked out of the 70s. he tries to break up friendships when he is jealous of them having friends too. he is just a general -rs-hole.
oh my god, he’s an aston brain..f-ck his life.
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