Astrid


a curvy slim pet-te girl who is extremely hot. might look mean from first glance. but has the most adorable personality when you have encounter her. has the greatest smile. she is into long-term relationships and she’s loveable and p-ssionate. the true meaning of wifey material. she is the most trustworthy friend you can ever have and she is also very intelligent in all that involves the arts such as music, drawing, design, dancing, and writing. teachers love her and students hate her. she is beauty and brains. overall, a really really great person. regarded by most as best thing thats ever happened to them. oh yea the only downfall is that she’s usually pretty much taken when you meet her. so if you have an astrid you better never let her go !!!
guy: jesus, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.

girl: oh yea, she was an astrid.
comes from the old scandinavian mythology meaning beautiful as a goddess.
– oh look! there’s the swedish exchange student astrid.
– wow she’s gorgeous!
– yeah, her name really suits her.
she is the g-d of internal and outer beauty. she is the girl you will never forget. the girl your ex will despise and hate and the girl you’re mother will love. she has the greatest personality and the cutest little laugh. the girl with the great body…points are all directed to a definite astrid. she is also the meaning and symbolism of divine strength.
guy: did you meet astrid?
girl: oh yes..she is sooo divine!

girl 1: omg my ex just left me for an astrid.
girl 2: here i’ll help you find another dude in the yellow pages..you’ll never get that other one back!

mother: oh that astrid is a darling. not like those other ex’s!
where there is smoke there is fire. and this girl is a sure firecracker. greatest personality of all but mess with her and you’ll be crying mercy!

warning: this is not the girl you should backstab.
girl 1: omg i hate astrid!
girl 2: yea but she ain’t the one to mess with!
has the most adorable personality when you have encounter her. has the greatest smile. she is the most trustworthy friend you can ever have and she is also very intelligent in all that involves the arts such as music, drawing, design, dancing, and writing. she is beauty and brains. overall, a really really great person. regarded by most as best thing thats ever happened to them
1: hey, didn’t you go used to go out with an astrid?
2:yeah, why?
1:pretty sure that’s the stupidest thing you have ever done. oh, and she’s mine now, and i’m not letting her go.
the most beautiful girl in the world. she is gorgeous, has a great personlity and everyone loves her. she is sort of shy at first, but when you get to know her, you will love her. she has an amazing smile and her laugh is divine.
-who is that beautiful girl over there?
-thats astrid of course!!!
short gal who can pull faces and laugh like a cheeky little monkey. has a penchant for early drinking (keeps bottles on her desk)
this girl is like an astrid when she drinks.

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