Astro-chan
tentacle queen, and g-d’s gift to humanity. i love her with all of my heart, plus some. (which would mean that i am in some kind of debt.)
see: perfection, pwnage, g-d, or something else along those lines.
i love astro-chan. she is so cool. i’m not even anywhere near worthy of her presence.
urbandictionary.com refuses to publish my awesome definition of astro-chan.
the president of astro soc (look up) 2010-2011. a notorious lightweight, who gets completely lashed on half a beer. a truly excellent person, and one who is worthy of worship. stands at about 90cm, and is ably -ssisted by the astro-palmer.
are you going to astro soc tonight?
i’m not sure. is the astro-chan going to be there?
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