Astrobastard


1. the same thing as a f-ckernaut.

2. a dumb-ss lost in lala land
man is that guy a good astrob-st-rd or what?
1 more definition
1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.
(billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
mike: “whats billy doing?”
stan:”hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour.”
mike:” that astro-b-st-rd fails at life.”

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