Astron
the state of mind which can only be achieved after one or more gravity bong hits out of a container equal to or greater than the size of a 32oz gatorade bottle. when you have reached “astron”, the following activities are not recommended:
1) watching salad fingers
2) driving anything more dangerous than a tricycle, and even then only under supervision of someone of sound mind and body.
3) texting, iming, or engaging in any form of social networking beyond two syllables.
4) s-x
and, finally
5) investment banking
we were all astron last night dude. we’re gonna need more sh-t.
to look at the stars; stargaze.
i like to astron on the roof of my house at night.
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