astronormer


a person who sets norms for what is or is not a planet, a star, a galaxy, dark matter, etc.
at a 24 august 2006 international meeting of earthling astronormers, it was voted that pluto is not a planet. after the news reached pluto (several hours at the speed of light), a hastily called meeting of the plutonian astronormical society unanimously proclaimed that earth is dirt, and that earthlings are full of worse than that.

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