At least it’s not semen.


coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, n-body likes onions.

1. something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. phrase said when things could be worse.
“you just spit on me!”
“well, at least it’s not s-m-n.”

“i found a hair in my french fries!”
“at least it’s not s-m-n.”

“i have cancer.”
“at least it’s not s-m-n.”

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