Atheass


1: an atheist that has to let everyone around him know he’s an atheist, even though they never asked.
2: an atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
i was minding my own business and out of the blue he told me i worship a sky fairy and there’s no heaven. i said sure there is. then he tells me to go to h-ll? how can an atheist tell you to go to h-ll if he doesn’t believe it exists? what an athe-ss.

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