atheist mafia


a non-existent organization believed by some fundamentalist christians to push the “anti-christ secular agenda”. the term has been adopted by many atheist regulars in the religion and spirituality section of yahoo! answers, and is usually abbreviated as “am” and added to screen names.
using the phrase ‘happy holidays’ is part of a plot orchestrated by the atheist mafia to remove jesus christ from the holiday season.

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