Athlete’s Dick
when your d-ck itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.
“hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?”
“sorry bro, i’ve got a mean case of athletes d-ck”
3 more definitions
to m-st-rb-t- in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives
dave ‘dude, i think i got tinea on my b-lls’
louis ‘on your b-lls???’
dave ‘athlete’s d-ck’
louis ‘ah…gotta roll with the clean socks bro’
1) a yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash
john got a bad case of athlete’s d-ck from karen. robert got athlete’s d-ck from the mens locker room.
a chemical imbalance {not reconized by a.m.a} that causes a man to use his p-n-s like you would use equipment in an compet-tive sport.
girl,i know he’s fine and got money, but he got athlete’s d-ck, his bed room’s got a revolving door.
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