Athletico Pathetico


the name given to the football team with the best looking, best playing and nicest kit wearing players…but ugliest goalkeeper.
“that team are the athletico pathetico of their division”

“if higgins allstars were more of an athletico pathetico they wouldn’t have finished bottom and had to rename and rebrans themselves.”

“tottenham are the worst team in the division, certainly not an athletico pathetico of a side, though their keeper is ugly”.

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