athlipster
ath-lip-ster n. hipster athlete; a hipster or blipster who plays sports ironically. common to streetball courts in gentrified urban areas such as brooklyn, ny and uptown washington dc; generally acquainted with mediocrity due to bad habits like chain smoking, inadequate footwear and gear, and in extreme cases heroin use.
1: “mad athlipsters down at willamsburg waterfront today tryin to ball. ”
2: “i balled with a couple athlipsters today. dunked on the kid in the cutoff jorts dude… owned! they were a joke i got every single board… that one dude smelled!!”
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