Atilla the Pun
a t-tle given to those who can successfully string together multiple puns in a short timespan.
mark: “i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger… then it hit me.”
susan: “show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and i’ll show you a-flat minor.”
mark: “to write with a broken pencil is pointless..”
susan: “did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink.”
mark: “uhh-”
susan: “a hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. ‘are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘no, i’m the chip monk”
mark: gasp… you are atilla the pun!
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