when a girl puts her full body weight on your knees and does a handstand on your knees while your sitting, she then gives you a bl-wj-b while still upside down.
steve: should i talk to molly at the party?
barry: definitely, i’ve heard she gives out atomic suckjobs!
steve: no way really? then she’s the first target of steve the p-ssy destroyer!
the wad of shredded foil, paper, and chewing gum, remaining in your pants pocket, when you forget to take it out before you wash them in the washing machine. awww, this pocketdump left flecks of papery goo all over my clean clothes, but it beats covfefe stains!
- bryce dallas howard
a pure, angelic, gorgeous, goofy, emmy-deserving cinnamon roll who uses twitter-generated memes, buys her red carpet dresses from department stores, names all the little creatures she finds in her apartment, spends 80% of her time at parties in the bathroom, and plays an iconic role as claire in jur-ssic world. she deserves all the love […]
- sh*t sponge
simply mich-lle, that’s it. “did you see that sh-t sponge”
the g-yest sh-t in the f-cking internet. the thing that skids call their own “botnet”. people who own/buy/make these deserve to be raped by the worst of the worst. eth0 waz here. sunday boys angel of code hacker “you use a webstresser? please kill yourself.” skid: “yeah wanna get ddosed by my botnet?”
xyan < zyan< xion < zion - english. meaning "tiny" or "little" king. hey guys meet xyan, he's such a rewarding dude. some might call him the king lol