Attention sneezing
no normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.
achoooo! look at me! i’m making lots of noise but it’s socially acceptable because it’s a sneeze!
let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
a clinical case of attention sneezing:
attention sneezer: achooooooo!
normal person: g-d, is it necessary to make that much noise?
attention sneezer: achooooooo! i can’t help it.
normal person: sure…
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