Attic-Critter


an individual, archetype: any college student lacking sufficient funds, who lives, eats, and sleeps in an upstairs attic (devil-laired like, c–n infested attic), who turns into a domesticated lagoon creature. it could be any domestic creature really. could be a fleshy, anthropoid-like, super, slippery, black haired salamander. the person could go into the attic in any shapes, races, or even sizes. mexican, african american, hiawatha, or even pauken. the individual then comes out as a live, breathing attic critter.
look there! ‘creak’ ‘creak’ creak’.. ‘turns corner’..attic-critter!

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