Attitude Adjuster
a special local drink served at a campsite bar in venice, italy called fusina bar. it has been known to cause a loss of clothing and innocence.
it contails 2 shots of rum, 2 shots of vodka, 2 shots of gin, a shot of tequila and is topped up with a bacardi breezer. served in a pint gl-ss with ice.
man, we went on contiki tour, ended up with att-tude adjuster…i don’t even know her name!
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a gun. plain and simple. it can be any kind of gun that shoots lethal projectiles.
that n-gg- was out of line and then i pulled out that att-tude adjuster. then that n-gg- was standing at attention.
a large, heavy, prominent object that can be used as a weapon for self-defense purposes under circ-mstances where conventional weapons are prohibited or impractical. an “att-tude adjuster” is considered to have served its intended purpose if the mere display of the object is enough to keep potential antagonists at bay. term is of 1970’s-1980’s vintage and commonly used by military, law enforcement, and railroaders in urban areas.
“i always keep a three-cell mag-lite under the seat when i drive downtown after dark. it’s a good att-tude adjuster to keep the locals from har-ssing me…”
a simple punch to the temple with your middle knuckle, or any comfortable knuckle to change anyone’s att-tude.
“if you don’t stop i’m going give you the att-tude adjuster.”
“cr-p, i just got the att-tude adjuster.”
the nightstick police and rent-a-cops carry with them, mainly to make them feel big and tough, but sometimes to use it on pickpockets or dope-smoking teenagers.
“man, the mickey mouse patrol busted my -ss with their att-tude adjusters last night when they caught me with a joint.”
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