Auchincruive College


an agricultural based college on the outskirts of ayr that teaches agriculture, science, sports, tourism, management and outdoor pursuits.

pr-nounced “ock-in-croove’ most students shorten it down to ‘cruive’, especially non-scottish students who usually have trouble with saying it.

has only one halls of residence, “wilson halls” which has 100 rooms and is known for its wildness, late night antics and it’s tv room which is the gathering place of most students.

outsiders consider cruive students to be constantly drunk, sheep sh-ggers and are usually found on wednesdays, thursdays and sundays at club de mar, madisons or fury’s depending on who is cheapest.
person 1 – here comes that lot from auchincruive college.
person 2 – yeah heard they are all sheep sh-ggers!

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