auctionitis


describes the inability to avoid auctions and their accompanying behaviors. auctionitis may be benign, where one may find an item which is necessary is cheapest at auction, or, acute where in combination with shopaholicism the sufferer experiences a painful, penniless, clutter-world where oprah would be unwelcomed.
please, extend my credit line so i can bid on that pair of ferragamo boots, my auctionitis is acting up.

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