audio cockblock


when you try to play your selection of (clearly) well-chosen music at some event, yet somebody who has a collection of vapid (most likely pop) music interrupts you and their music takes precedence for whatever reason(usually because it’s more popular, particularly amongst teeny-boppers or preps). the effect is more dramatized if your music was played for a few seconds before somebody stopped it.

see c-ckblock.
person a: hey, i’m going to plug in my mp3 player so we can listen to some talib kweli.

person b: nah, let’s just use my ipod and play miley cyrus – party in the usa.

preps/teeny-boppers: woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

person a: oh wow, i got audio c-ckblocked…

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