Audio Dyslexia


the scientific term for selective hearing men experience when engaging in conversation with the opposite s-x.
bethany and tatiyane one sat-rday afternoon at the local shopping mall, in the food court, having skinny latte’s

bethany: “my husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me”

tatiyane: “you read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when i say i’m h-rny or talk about my fitness instructor’s really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge br–sts”

bethany: “men are such d–shes”

random male p-sser-byer: “hi ladies, i couldn’t help but over-hear your conversation. did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it’s a harsh reality and your complaining isn’t making it any easier for them… i’m just saying… four out of every three..”

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