audiobook


the thing that gives someone the ability to read with their eyes closed
gary: is dan sleeping

tanner: nope, he’s just listening to an audiobook
someone who loves the best audio quality possible.
yo man, i’mma audiobook, i gotta hook my car up with these subs!

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