audiolaxative
much like pavlov’s dog experiement of -ssociating a ringing bell with food, one can train and time your bowel movements with the daily phone call from a friend
ah, your phone call is right on time, i’ve been letting out farts all morning and needed a good audiolaxative. keep talking.
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