Audiopornccident
v: when a younger individual, usually an adolescent male, is caught by his parents, viewing p-rnography because he forgot to turn the volume of his computer down.
billy: -viewing p-rn-
father: what in the world is that?… darn neighbors!
mother: that sounded like it came from billys room…
father: -opens door quickly- billy!! goodness son! oh my… no. oh no, no, no, no.
billy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeh! -screams like little girl- mom!! dad!! go awayyyuhhhh i’m, uhmm, i’m, uhh doing homework. -voice cracks prep-b-scently-
billy has suffered audiop-rnccident.
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