Audley


a super cool sloth master that has a s-xy erotic mating dance that entices other slothes into its slothy lair. most are very masculine, but a select few are very pr-ne to getting sick. it is very annoying and unacceptable.
“audley just got sick again with sloth fever because of his overdone erotic dance”

“i, an audley, have a cool sloth lair, and am super fast, becuase im a sloth. rest your head on my manly boosum!”

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