Audrey H.


has the largest -ss ever and is rarely seen without a hot pocket and a dr pepper. she is also extremly dumb and pretends like she is smart by putting her extremly occasional 100% on her door to show to the world. also is madly obsessed with the state of il and yet she now lives in greenwitch ct. i love this fat-ss even though she is homeless and has no friends.
“is that an obese man?”
“no, thats audrey i guess her metabolism finally caught up with her”
“oh that sucks she use to be a tool”
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roomie to the hottest person in the world!
one who keeps room constantly messy aka. pigsty except when brownies are in the picture
also known as fat-ss
plays lax agianst the wall 24/7
constantly pops knuckles
likes to rock out to stacy’s mom with the best roomie ever!
is being stalked by a certain tp boy
good times with daigle in the bushes
a:brownies? donuts? stacy’s mom? dustin, daigle?! in the bushes!?
my dream come true!

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