Augmentophilia
only being aroused by augmented / surgically altered women.
– jarred who can get it up only by looking at g cup fake t-tties and a implanted 39 inch -ss is such an augmentophile.
– wayne’s mother fears he has extreme augmentophilia because he ordered an xxxl blow up dolly.
– brandon here who dumped his girlfriend when he found out her m&s bra was thickly padded for up to 2 cups bigger!
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