auhu


a rumored kind of magical potato, of which you can make a potato clock, and it will be perfect every time. you can evenn make a potato car, that is the magic of this potato.
man 1: hey, do you have an auhu with you?
man 2: not with me, it is powering my car.
man 1: hey, arent auhu potatoes not real?
man 2: now i will have to kill you.
man 1: wha–(he is cut off by bl–dy screams)

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