Aunt Jamima
when a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.
“i can’t believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! that is the first aunt jamima i have had since i was a young child.”
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the act of pouring maple syrup over genitals, and giving or receiving oral s-x immediately afterward.
flavored syrups are optional.
“dude, your mom totally made me breakfast with some aunt jamima this morning!”
when you are mad at your girl for not having s-x with you. so when she falls asleep you m-st-rb-t- and c-m on her chest. after that, stick the bedsheet on to her chest and when she wakes up it’s stuck to the c-m and she has an apr-n like aunt jamima. just the opposite of a superman.
yo man, my girl flat p-ssed out on me last night so i gave that hoe da aunt jamima…now the beach can use that apr-n to make my -ss breakfast.
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