Aunt Mildred
the go-to name americans use for their aunt, or other distant female relative, when they don’t want to use a real name.
last christmas my aunt mildred got me a sweater and mittens.
joe’s aunt mildred has seventeen cats and eats nutra-grain bars for dinner.
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