Aunt Pearl
an “aunt pearl” is when you throw a softball to someone right at the height between their neck and upper chest. the spot where you would give a girl a pearl necklace.
the softball was h-t into the outfield and the second baseman yells aunt pearl! this mean throw it high and hard into the chest.
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