auntiques


really old stuff, often cr-p, given to you by your mother’s or father’s sister that you don’t want or have sp-ce for but feel obligated to hang onto.
“where did you get those cr-ppy lamps?”
“they’re auntiques.”

“what’s all this dusty junk doing in your apartment?”
“it’s all auntiques.”

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