aural sex


s-xual intercourse involving one or more p-n-ses being inserted into the earhole(s). also known as an “ear-job”.
“maybe i can get some aural tonight”
“i got some aural last week, i f-cked her earhole so hard she couldn’t hear for a week”
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the act of giving or receiving mental s-xual stimulation with or from an especially pleasant voice and/or accent.
he’s not the greatest of boyfriends, but he has a lovely scottish accent and she’s keeping him around for the aural s-x.
when you blow a load in a girl’s ear. extra credit: double aural is either getting some in both of her ears, or in one ear of two girls.
i thought she wanted to give me aural s-x, but she must’ve meant oral s-x cuz she was not very happy when i came all over her left ear.
a play on the term “oral s-x”, the act of forcing one’s tongue into the aural c-n-l of a lover. in some cases, this sends m-ssive waves close to an -rg-sm down the side of the body that the ear is on.
as he kissed her neck, he worked his way up to the ear to engage in some steamy aural s-x.
audible s-x.
when a band/song is so good, it counts as aural s-x. sometimes causing an augasm
laura: wow they are just amazing. like s-x. only better!
me: aural s-x then?
laura: what?
me: check out the definition, duh.
phone s-x
self-explanatory
“s-x” where the auras of two people connect in an erotic or s-xual way.

also, a way for hairy, dread-locked hippies to pretend they are actually getting it on.
wow, my energy field sure got off thanks to aural s-x!

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