Aural Transmutation
the psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.
guy: this song sucks…i’m suffering from a case of aural transm-tation!
girl: what’s that?
guy: i remember this song being a lot better in my head. my mind must have aurally transm-ted it into a better song.
girl: don’t feel bad, everybody has to do that with justin beiber’s “my world”
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