auranquiphobia
that fear that you have whenever you’ve asked “what?” to someone two times already because you can’t hear them and you don’t want to ask again.
guy: ugh, i have auranquiphobia now, i was with kelly and she was talking so soft! i was like “what” ten times and i swear i saw her about to explode!
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